[2], Stan Helsing was panned by critics. Despite his arguments, he agrees to the request and manages to get his friend Teddy (Kenan Thompson), his ex-girlfriend Nadine (Diora Baird) and ditsy blond massage therapist Mia (Desi Lydic) to take him there before they attend a Halloween party, even though it is on the other side of town. {He holds up a remote control and begins fast-forwarding through the movie} I've got the remote! Timon: Well, enough of that. Maybe tomorrow. {indicates the audience; switches the movie direction again, on Stan Helsing riding on a van, with a lion-roar sound} The humans are unanimously voted as the winners, but the monsters refuse to leave town. Although no soundtrack album was released the film includes songs by Pluto, The Saturday Knights, Davernoise and covers of songs by Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline and Village People. We're gonna watch the movie! Pumbaa: Yes, we were! Any story worth telling is worth telling twice. Pumbaa: So does this mean we're going back to the beginning? Stan Helsing travaille dans un vidéo-club. Synopsis. [the giant cockroach grabs Stan] Stan Helsing : Ah, I see you're a fan of the Kobe Bryant position. Oh, sorry. Pumbaa: Huh?
Grumpy: Get outta the way.
Teddy suggest kissing Mia, but she rebuffs with a lap dance offer instead which he gladly accepts. They are given weapons by an extroverted altar boy who is so very close to becoming a priest who informs Stan of his destiny and that he is Van Helsing's descendant, arming them with various weapons before kicking them out of his church. 1.3 Pumbaa Sitting on the Remote 1.4 Back to the Beginning of the Cockroach 1.5 Timon and Pumbaa Rewind Stan Helsing {The video begins to show 20th Century Fox (with low pitch) and Pixar Animation Studios logos.} Pumbaa: {brightening} Ooh! Timon: {slowly re-emerging} Hey, I got an idea. I don't actually need it, 'cause I just pissed myself. {rewinds; the film reverses on a shot of a guy dressed as Superman with a squawk of confusion} Timon: Pumbaa, we just saw it.
Pumbaa: 'Cause what they don't know is how we really were there even though they didn't know we were there, you know? Genre Savvy: Stan. After fleeing the scene, Teddy picks up a hitchhiker, but after learning he was convicted of murdering nurses they violently throw him from the moving vehicle. {He begins rewinding the movie} Stitch: Oho! Pumbaa: But everyone's gonna get confused! Because of this disturbance, they miss their exit and decide to take a shortcut on which they hit a dog named Sammy Boy and inadvertently asked the dog's owner for help who then threatens to kill them for murdering his beloved dog.
En route, the group encounters a traffic jam and, to Stan's surprise, he spots Chucky, the living doll (Jeff Gulka), who makes obscene gestures that no one else notices in the van of a MILF next to them. Pumbaa: But Timon... {fades to darkness} I still don't do so well in crowds! Pumbaa: Uh... Timon, what are you doing? Pumbaa: Sure you don't mind? They come at the end.
Sleepy: 'Scuse me. {stops rewinding and sees the 20th Century Fox logo} A Date with Rosie Palms: "Chief Spanks-a-lot" does this while watching Stan use the gas station bathroom through a peephole. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The townsfolk offer a competition in which Stan and his friends compete against the monsters in Karaoke.
Teddy suggest kissing Mia, but she rebuffs with a lap dance offer instead which he gladly accepts. They are given weapons by an extroverted altar boy who is so very close to becoming a priest who informs Stan of his destiny and that he is Van Helsing's descendant, arming them with various weapons before kicking them out of his church. 1.3 Pumbaa Sitting on the Remote 1.4 Back to the Beginning of the Cockroach 1.5 Timon and Pumbaa Rewind Stan Helsing {The video begins to show 20th Century Fox (with low pitch) and Pixar Animation Studios logos.} Pumbaa: {brightening} Ooh! Timon: {slowly re-emerging} Hey, I got an idea. I don't actually need it, 'cause I just pissed myself. {rewinds; the film reverses on a shot of a guy dressed as Superman with a squawk of confusion} Timon: Pumbaa, we just saw it.
Pumbaa: 'Cause what they don't know is how we really were there even though they didn't know we were there, you know? Genre Savvy: Stan. After fleeing the scene, Teddy picks up a hitchhiker, but after learning he was convicted of murdering nurses they violently throw him from the moving vehicle. {He begins rewinding the movie} Stitch: Oho! Pumbaa: But everyone's gonna get confused! Because of this disturbance, they miss their exit and decide to take a shortcut on which they hit a dog named Sammy Boy and inadvertently asked the dog's owner for help who then threatens to kill them for murdering his beloved dog.
En route, the group encounters a traffic jam and, to Stan's surprise, he spots Chucky, the living doll (Jeff Gulka), who makes obscene gestures that no one else notices in the van of a MILF next to them. Pumbaa: But Timon... {fades to darkness} I still don't do so well in crowds! Pumbaa: Uh... Timon, what are you doing? Pumbaa: Sure you don't mind? They come at the end.
Sleepy: 'Scuse me. {stops rewinding and sees the 20th Century Fox logo} A Date with Rosie Palms: "Chief Spanks-a-lot" does this while watching Stan use the gas station bathroom through a peephole. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The townsfolk offer a competition in which Stan and his friends compete against the monsters in Karaoke.
Teddy suggest kissing Mia, but she rebuffs with a lap dance offer instead which he gladly accepts. They are given weapons by an extroverted altar boy who is so very close to becoming a priest who informs Stan of his destiny and that he is Van Helsing's descendant, arming them with various weapons before kicking them out of his church. 1.3 Pumbaa Sitting on the Remote 1.4 Back to the Beginning of the Cockroach 1.5 Timon and Pumbaa Rewind Stan Helsing {The video begins to show 20th Century Fox (with low pitch) and Pixar Animation Studios logos.} Pumbaa: {brightening} Ooh! Timon: {slowly re-emerging} Hey, I got an idea. I don't actually need it, 'cause I just pissed myself. {rewinds; the film reverses on a shot of a guy dressed as Superman with a squawk of confusion} Timon: Pumbaa, we just saw it.
Pumbaa: 'Cause what they don't know is how we really were there even though they didn't know we were there, you know? Genre Savvy: Stan. After fleeing the scene, Teddy picks up a hitchhiker, but after learning he was convicted of murdering nurses they violently throw him from the moving vehicle. {He begins rewinding the movie} Stitch: Oho! Pumbaa: But everyone's gonna get confused! Because of this disturbance, they miss their exit and decide to take a shortcut on which they hit a dog named Sammy Boy and inadvertently asked the dog's owner for help who then threatens to kill them for murdering his beloved dog.
En route, the group encounters a traffic jam and, to Stan's surprise, he spots Chucky, the living doll (Jeff Gulka), who makes obscene gestures that no one else notices in the van of a MILF next to them. Pumbaa: But Timon... {fades to darkness} I still don't do so well in crowds! Pumbaa: Uh... Timon, what are you doing? Pumbaa: Sure you don't mind? They come at the end.
Sleepy: 'Scuse me. {stops rewinding and sees the 20th Century Fox logo} A Date with Rosie Palms: "Chief Spanks-a-lot" does this while watching Stan use the gas station bathroom through a peephole. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The townsfolk offer a competition in which Stan and his friends compete against the monsters in Karaoke.
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